Stumbling through life one stubbed toe at a time.

insanity-and-vanity:

holy shit

homogenix:

friday night

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saturday morning

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monday morning

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madeupmonkeyshit:

Ebola got me like

madeupmonkeyshit:

Ebola got me like

tastefullyoffensive:


[jimbenton]

tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

kobetyrant:

omg

benigoat:


Press B to crouch.

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

la-ruiva:


me trying to put my life back together

la-ruiva:

me trying to put my life back together


Winona Ryder,    [in High School] “I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’ ”

Winona Ryder,    [in High School]
“I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.
Years later, I went to a coffee shop and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said, ‘Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?’ And I said, ‘Do you remember me? Remember in seventh grade you beat up that kid?’ And she said, ‘Kind of’. And I said, ‘That was me. Go fuck yourself.’

cheatsheet:


Choose your own aventure!

cheatsheet:

Choose your own aventure!