Stumbling through life one stubbed toe at a time.





theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

Health and hygiene before modern times

  • Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
    EUROPE:
  • Have you tried washing your ass?
    EVERYBODY ELSE:

how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

faehui:


Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

nikopetteri:


me after a brutal night out

nikopetteri:

me after a brutal night out

sapphirehart:

Super turnt

sapphirehart:

Super turnt